Here’s the deal. I can’t NOT write something about Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens after having seen it this past opening weekend (and watching it again while this is going live).
non-spoiler prologue, or, what you need to know
Here’s the spoiler-free verdict.
But of course, there is much more to be said.
- If you’re an established Star Wars fan, you should see this movie right now. I don’t care what you smell.
- If you’re nonplussed by that last sentence (really, who even are you?), then you should watch the other six episodes of Star Wars in numerical order and then go see The Force Awakens like…right afterward.
- If you’ve already seen it, you should see it again.
But of course, there is much more to be said.
The rest of this blog contains SPOILERS!
Read AFTER you’ve seen the film.
Read AFTER you’ve seen the film.